13 Nicknames for Guys with Long Hair

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Having long hair is a lot like getting a nickname, you have to earn it. Nicknames are sometimes associated with your outer appearance and having long flow makes you stand out since this becomes one of your most identifiable features. Many women with overly long hair sometimes get nicknames such as: Pippi Longstocking, Rapunzel, Hippie, Mermaid, Cat Lady, Avatar braid, Princess Leia, & Pocahontas.

When you become a long haired, your friends might bestow upon you a new moniker. The following are some awesome and not so great nicknames for guys with long hair (in no particular order):

1. Mop Top

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Commonly referred to people with a “bowl” style hair cut. A hairstyle made famous by “The Beatles”

2. Sunshine

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A character from the classic 2000 football movie, Remember the Titans

3. Goldie Locks/ Girlie Locks

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Just what the name implies… Gold Locks. A good nickname for one with blond hair

4. Noodles

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Nickname for guys with long blond curly hair. Reminds me of Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup 

5. Chewbacca

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Thick brown unkept hair – Just like the Star Wars character Chewbacca.

6. Fabio

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Probably the easiest and most common nickname among long haired’s

7. Tarzan

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Referring to a character from the children’s books and movies. Growing up in the jungle, you’ll likely have wild unkept hair or possible greasy dreadlocks.

8. Shaggy

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Like the stoner esque character from Scooby Doo. Get your scooby snacks here!

9. Thorthor-hair-actor-chris-hemsworth-braid-longhair

A good nickname for something resembling that of a Viking Norse God

10. Commie

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In reference to to Che Guevara, a prominent communist figure in the Cuban Revolution. Do people still wear these Che T-Shirts?

11. Rapunzel

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You’d have to have some seriously long hair to be called Rapunzel

12. Joe Dirt

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If you have a mullet (which sometimes happens when you first start growing out your hair)

13. Bum

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Not so much a nickname, as it is an insult

 

So what do your friends or family call you? Have any other nicknames to add? Add them in the comments section below, and I’ll be sure to add them to the list. Also be on the lookout for a new post coming out about the stereotypes that guys with long hair sometimes face. 

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